I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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