Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
