I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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