I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Congratulations! We have a period
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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