fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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