Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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