Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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