I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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