Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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