the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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