Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
