Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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