dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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