He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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