After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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