i just had sex bonerless
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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