Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We have started to decorate penises.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
