YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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