I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
