shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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