Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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