This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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