it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
