i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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