Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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