my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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