bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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