real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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