okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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