if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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