u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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