Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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