Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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