Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
God, I missed his penis.
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