I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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