An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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