literally had 100 drinks last night.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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