Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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