My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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