I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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