So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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