is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
