I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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