I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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