it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
