So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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