Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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