haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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