If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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