Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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